I'm so parched

It's one of my favorite things in the world to find an  E M P T Y jug sitting on top of the water cooler.  Um.  Not really.  In fact, it bugs the crap out of me.  I either have very bad luck with water coolers, or some people in the office are just lazy and inconsiderate.  I'm going to go with the latter.  I work in a small office (fewer than 20 of us), and it's amazing how much water we go through in a week, let alone a day.  Our delivery dates have been moved up from 5 or 6 jugs per month to 10 jugs every two weeks!  It's pretty insane.  There's actually a Korean phrase to specifically describe someone who drinks a lot of water: moor dae-ji.  Its literal translation is "water pig." That's us, and I'm no exception (but at least I REPLACE the jug when it's empty!).  So our office manager did a very smart thing recently by ordering a filtered water dispenser and getting rid of the spring water dispenser.  It's much nicer now hearing the constant flow of water instead of the constant flow of whining.  And the taste? Well, anything beats the Philly tap.